All the counters moved to the 🏠 Home page — Totally Necessary Metrics is the one true stats wall now. This page is for wandering, not counting.
🏛️ The Museum Wings
Six new wings for the museum.
By-the-numbers headers, labeled indexes, and records with their own front door — the museum keeps growing, and everything gets a label. Same chaos, more rooms.
🦆 six wings, one cindy — pick a door, they're all labeled
🦆 Where the Numbers Live
🗺️ Wing Index
every link labeled by what you'll actually find
🕰️ Cindy Life Timeline — eras, not just memories: childhood → UGA → Alabama → Arizona → law → Han/Dug → now
🖼️ Things Cindy Has Made — the finished gallery: crafts, writing, recipes, websites, weird experiments
🎒 Skills Acquired — the play history, but for life: yoga milestones, languages, cooking, random skills
😂 How Cindy Tends to Live — actual patterns: side quests, food, people, novelty, documentation
🏆 Cindy Records — the records wing, minus the competition: longest trip, most repeated restaurant, etc.
🕸️ Cindy Connections — the continuity map: people, places, hobbies, eras, recurring lore
🕰️ Cindy Life Timeline
eras, not just memories
🍑 Childhood Era — Atlanta. Born and raised in Atlanta, GA. Cantonese and Vietnamese at home, fluent for life. (Duck collection origins: unconfirmed. Allegedly always.)
📚 High School Era — Collins Hill. Graduated May 23, 2009. Han's contribution to the era, December 2008: "go study nerd, stop sending me random stuff." 💕
🎓 UGA Era — Athens (2009–2012). B.S. Psychology, magna cum laude, minor in Chinese Language & Literature — graduated December 2012. Accepted December 12, 2008 ("GOT ACCEPTED INTO UGA!!!!!!!!!"). Coca-Cola Scholar (2009), Psi Chi honor society (inducted April 2011), Alpha Sigma Rho sorority — Pi pledge class, spring 2010 (Calla Lily Ball 💐). Summer 2012 legal internship: first real-estate closing, an eviction hearing at the Fulton County Courthouse, and bilingual translating. Braces off after 3.5 years (March 27, 2012). First concert: Gym Class Heroes, Stegeman Coliseum, April 10, 2012. Anime Weekend Atlanta (2014) with the crew — lanyards, cosplay sightings, the full nerd pilgrimage. 🎌
🌵 The Alabama Chapter. It happened. Details pending a brain dump. (This is a museum, not a deposition.)
⚖️ Arizona / Law School Era — Tucson. UArizona Law, J.D. 2018. Desert acquired. Started reviewing everything edible within a 50-mile radius.
💼 Lawyer Era. Practicing law in Tucson. Passed the bar October 2018 ⚖️ (Mickey Mouse gifts from Han to celebrate); moved to private practice in February 2022; student loans paid in FULL January 2023, celebrated with homemade blackened shrimp risotto 🍤. Day job secured; the other 47 mental tabs needed somewhere to live. Hence: this website.
🐾 The Han & Dug Era. Known Han since ~2002, together since 2014 — twelve years together (May 2026) 💕. Dug adopted ~2016 — 9.5 years of gentle treat-taking and the toy graveyard — passed March 2026. His memorial room: 🐾 For Dug.
🦆 Now — the Blurb Era. Extremely unnecessary documentation continues. You are here.
🖼️ Things Cindy Has Made
the finished gallery — the workshop is 🧷 Making Lab
🧶 Pipe cleaner art, crochet & knitting
📄 Origami, paper quilling & scrapbooks
🏺 Polymer clay, jewelry & tile coasters
✍️ "The Adventures of Dug and Squirrel in the Dandelion Fields"
📝 Festival of Books draft (in progress — deadline Oct 31, 2026)
🍳 Recipe experiments & the ever-growing binders
🌐 This very website — BebeDuckie Best Blurb
🌱 Hydroponic gardening experiments
🎁 Handmade gifts (a whole love language)
🎒 Skills Acquired
the skill tree, but real life
🧘 Yoga. 31 classes and counting — 9 in the last 30 days, riding a 6-week streak (Sep 2026). Yoga Oasis, Yoga Loft, home practice.
🗣️ Languages. Cantonese & Vietnamese, fluently — plus Mandarin, Spanish… and Pig Latin. 🐷
🍳 Cooking. International cooking, baking, full recipe development & experimentation.
🎲 Random unlocks. Pickleball, roller skating, rock climbing, dance classes, Zumba — and one pole dancing class (!).
📊 Full inventory. 52 hobbies & skills catalogued in 🌟 The Cindyverse. I collect skills, not stuff.
😂 How Cindy Tends to Live
how i tend to everything
🗺️ Take the side quest. The best stories are the unplanned ones. Say yes to the detour.
🧾 Document everything. Yelp Elite since 2015 (~342 reviews), Google Local Guide, journals, photos. Extremely unnecessary documentation is the brand.
🍜 Food first. Monthly Korea House pilgrimages. Will travel for food. Has traveled for food.
🧑🤝🧑 People are the point. Show up for your people. Keep the inside jokes alive.
🎲 Learn the random thing. New skill, new hobby, new side quest — that's character development.
😂 Turn the mundane into bits. Ordinary events become elaborate productions. You've been warned.
🏆 Cindy Records
the hall of fame, judged by me
🧳 Longest trip: Singapore & Thailand, Mar 16 – Apr 1, 2025 — 17 days.
🍜 Most repeated restaurant: Korea House — monthly loyalist, no challengers.
✍️ Most documented: ~342 Yelp reviews, Elite since 2015.
🎭 Most magic in one log: 12 magic shows and counting.
🎸 First concert: Gym Class Heroes, Apr 10, 2012, Athens GA.
🏀 First live basketball: Arizona vs. Saint Mary's, Oct 18, 2025.
🧘 Longest yoga streak: 6 weeks and counting (Sep 2026).
🍰 Weirdest meal: ??? — nominations open.
🧷 Most ambitious craft: ??? — nominations open.
🦆 Most unnecessary documentation: this website. Unbeaten record.
🕸️ Cindy Connections
the lore web
💛 Han — my husband. Known each other since ~2002, together since 2014.
🐾 Dug — Sir Douglas of Douglassville. 9.5 years, toy graveyard, gentle treat-taker. His room.
🦆 BebeDuckie — the duck collective. This Blurb's namesake and spiritual advisor.
🎟️ Chi Chi — the transit card Han named. It has become a character in my life.
🐿️ Squirrel — the tumor that never left. Immortalized in The Adventures of Dug and Squirrel in the Dandelion Fields.
📍 Anchor places: Tucson (home base) · Atlanta (roots) · Athens (UGA) · Korea House (monthly pilgrimage).
🧵 Recurring lore: rubber ducks · 47 open mental tabs · "certified cindy-shaped" · extremely unnecessary documentation · mundane events → elaborate bits.
lore is load-bearing. — the management 🦆